Son: Daddy, Daddy, what does gay means?
Father: Gay means happy, my child.
Son: So, are you gay, Daddy?
Father: No, my child. Daddy is straight and married to a woman.
Turn me into someone good, that’s what I really need
Turn me into someone good, so that we’re not so far apart
I hope it doesn’t seem like I’m young, foolish and green.
You are my life and I want you in it!